Legitimacy
We rubber-stamp credibility so you don’t have to earn it. No site visits, no committees, no boring self-study reports. If your university can spell “university” at least 60% correctly on the first try, you’re already ahead of the curve.
Double Secret Membership
Not everyone gets in. In fact, we’re not even sure who is in. Our Board meets rarely, randomly, and usually for the snacks. If you hear nothing, you might be on double secret accreditation review. Or we forgot to check the email.
Proudly accrediting elite institutions such as Crow University and Crow Seminary, both meeting our rigorous standards of existing and occasionally responding to email.
If You’re Not With IAFU™…
If you’re not with IAFU™, you’d better major in the FU part of us. Real degrees are optional. Attitude is mandatory.
Official Seal Download
Display this animated seal proudly on your website, brochures, or hastily edited diplomas.
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This seal is for parody and entertainment only. It does not represent legitimate academic accreditation or recognition by any governmental, professional, ecclesiastical, or regulatory authority.
Petition for Consideration
Think your institution has what it takes to not be taken seriously?
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Our psychic admissions team will receive your request telepathically.